Seriously when will it be my day!!!!
According to the adorable Aussies the most romantic member of 5SOS is…………………………….Michael *sorry I just wanted to drag it out like they do on reality TV*
Apparently our favourite punk rock kitten falls in love at least once day…I guess 24 hours was just not enough for Abigail Breslin.
Clearly Abigail Breslin’s stalker anthem hasn’t frightened Michael Clifford off dating for life (hooray!!!) as he has been flirting with ultimate girl crush Taylor Swift.
It all started off quite innocently with Michael tweeting his adoration for Tay’s chart smash “Shake It Off”;
Taylor then responded with;
Damn that girl has some impeccable etiquette skills.
Mikey clearly bursting with excitement (wow…that sounds dirty) tweeted:
This sent Taylor into a twitter emoji frenzy normally reserved for 15 year old girls:
And for the grand finale of ‘Michael Gordon Clifford ‘s guide to courting’ he came back with:
Guys before you start the epic romance of Cliffty you might want to run it past a certain one directioner.
The 5SOS cuties (who are still soldiering on without Ashton) have been discussing “You Suck” while sitting down with Shazam in Australia.
Presenter Ash London echoed the feelings of the entire 5SOS Fam when she went into protective lioness mode even threatening to jump on a plane to get even with Abigail Breslin (seriously Ash you are like my spirit animal).
However unlike the rest of us, the boys remained totally chilled with Luke even chiming in that he co-wrote the song. Tut tut Luke we know you didn’t write the track, it’s clearly originated from a twelve year old girl’s journal.
Michael did have just one question for Abigail though, channelling Mariah Carey, he sang:
“Why are you so obsessed with me?”
Ummm Mikey I could totally give you like 101 reasons why…and that’s just off the top of my head.
Michael finally addressed the scathing “You Suck” track by actress turned squealer Abigail Breslin.
Speaking to NOVA 96.9 FM, Mikey claimed that he hasn’t spoken to her in a year before pointing out the eerily similarities between the subject in the Zombieland actress’s song and himself then Luke interjected with:
“We don’t know for sure it’s about Michael. It could be anyone, really.”
Ahhhh the naivety of youth, it’s obviously about Mikey unless he has a doppelganger running about (and if you are that doppelganger my number is 07875700968 CALL ME ANYTIME).
However Michael said this whole debacle has taught him a valuable lesson – that dying his hair could result in a bald Michael and that’s just something the world is not ready for!
Yes we are talking about the cute little squishy girl from Definitely, Maybe.
Abigail Breslin has just debuted her first ever single “You Suck” bashing the 5SOS cutie Michael Clifford after going on one date with him, I repeat ONE date.
The My Sister’s Keeper actress rants:
“I said you sound like All Time Low, you really don’t, even though you try hard, I hate the scar above your eye, it looks like you’re on drugs / And you really need to learn to wash your hair / Overall, you’re not a catch, you’re just a dumbass / Bleaching your hair, I hope it all falls out.”
Clearly trying to gain media buzz to launch her pop career Breslin left the harshest lyric for the
end of the song screeching:
“And thanks for the tickets to your show / I just wanted you to know all your bandmates are hotter than you.”
The 18 year old tried to defend her song in the latest issue of Teen Vogue claiming that ‘You Suck’ was a track that she wrote “in the heat of the moment” about boys who don’t respect females…ummm I only see one person who is being disrespectful and it’s you Abigail!!!
Michael Clifford lived out every child’s fantasy by celebrating his birthday at Universal Studios in LA yesterday with the rest of the 5sos boys in tow.
Social media fanatic Ashton (seriously he has more selfies than Kim Kardashian) kept us up to date with their shenanigans and looked super cute as he explored what Universal Studios had to offer.
(Seriously if Ashton had worn some geek chic glasses a la minion, this would have been my favourite picture ever).
The lovable foursome then went onto throw a giant birthday bash crammed with celebs including Mikey’s childhood idols the Madden Brothers.
And what party wouldn’t have been complete without Blurred Lines esq balloons thankfully the rockers didn’t follow suit of Robin Thicke and kept them PG.
Finally we get a glimpse of the eye watering scrumptious birthday boy….oh and the cake looks tasty.
I just have one question – where is the pizza?????